hannity: I'm here with the reverend jesse jackson
jackson: How ya doin', Shallow Sean.
hannity: Whassup?
jackson: Well Shallow Sean, as you are probably aware, Jim Crow is not dead in america, Jim Crow is back. Apropo to that, you know that the white man took the black man show, 'The Jeffersons' off the air.
hannity: Where are we going with this reverend jesse?
jackson: Well, In the spring we're doin' a new 'All in the Family', with an all black cast, a black 'tude, and flippin' the bird to jim crow white america. Take a look.
hannity: Wait one cotton-pickin' minute. That's bill clinton.
jackson: Yea, the first black president. See that girl with the big red O? I had me a love child with her.
hannity: But you're a reverend.
jackson: Always pointin' the finger at the black man, well how dya like this finger.
hannity: You shouldn't have given me the finger.
jackson: You mean this, jim crow white man.
hannity: gave me the finger again. who ya backin' in the election.
jackson: I have his picture right here:

I carry it with me. Take a look.

"Reverend" Ape Sharpton
hannity: YOU'RE NOT A great american!
jackson: YOU'RE NOT A great american!
hannity:No, YOU'RE NOT A great american!
jackson: No, YOU'RE NOT A great american!
hannity:YOU'RE NOT!
jackson: How 'bout we compromise. We both are not great americans!
hannity: I can live with that.