ollie's follies

ollie: For all those criminal americans out there, let me tell you how I got started, as a child. (This is sadly true). I began as a kid by jumping off the roof of my garage. I did that over and over and over again until I broke my leg.
hannity: Cool!
ollie: You know what I learned from that? I learned that if you do something stupid, you can get hurt or even hurt others. You know what else I learned from that? I learned that in criminal america nobody remembers or cares if you do dumb, stupid, or illegal things.
hannity: Groovy
ollie: I was famous even as a kid when they had that television show with a character who was supposed to be me, Kukla (Kookoo), Fran, and Ollie.
hannity: Neat!
ollie: We got away with murder on Reagen's "red days" when things kind a shut down.
hannity: Cool!
ollie: Learning how to count as a kid, 2 for me and 1 for you, really helped me in the illegal drug business when you had to skim a little for yourself just in case, and go "hide and go seek" the laundered money.
hannity: Cool!
ollie: This former CIA agent can tell you more about our entrepreneurial activities. Click the following: http://www.albertpeia.com/CIAAgentAffidavit1.jpg
hannity: YOU'RE A great american!
ollie: yea, i know, and you're a great american shallow sean.
hannity: Cool!