Why
cats aren't Republican
Fatcat banker
Living with a cat for the first time, you quickly pick up
on its behavioral quirks, many of which are common among other cats. What you
soon find out is that cats aren't Republican. Here are 12 reasons why not:
1. Cats are curious about what you do in your
bedroom, but they don't try to legislate away your freedom to do it.
2. Cats may take away your cushion, but
they'll give it back to you with a gentle push.
3. Cats give you attention and sympathy when
you're sick.
4. Females are treated with importance in the
cat world.
5. Cats make use of solar power, often all day
long.
6. Cats lick their own problems and take care
of other cats too.
7. Cats don't blame black and brown cats for
their troubles.
8. Cats know how to ration their resources.
9. Fat cats are not at the top of the cat
hierarchy, are not cat role models, and have more trouble surviving and
thriving, not less.
10. While Republicans blindly follow
authority, it is said that getting Democrats to act in unison is like herding
cats.
11. Cats don't foul their own nest.
12. Cats are popular and well-liked on the
Internet and elsewhere.
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Yet, here’s a dog that compassionately spared
this rather spunky, but naïve kitty; and who more seasoned cats welcomes to the
feline fold http://albertpeia.com/youngcatspared.mp4