Submitted by williambanzai7 on
09/25/2013 19:24 -0400
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FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRL
(FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, QUEEN)
WilliamBanzai7
Are you gonna get bailed
again tonight
Or will Uncle Sam put up a
fight
Are you gonna let your
trading book hang out
Fat Goldman girl
You spin the world of
finance upside down
[Riff]
Hey, I had just a skinny
NAV
Never knew Wall Street good from Wall Street bad
But I knew life before I
left my trader nursery
Left alone with bailout fanny
Lord such a royal mega
scammy
Heap big bailout whore you
made a schtupster out of me
Hey hey!
Ive been seeing bailout scams
Across the Bloomberg wire
across the land
I seen every sorry financial floozy on the way
But their wily bailout guile
Went kind of smooth for
quite a while
That lowdown squid bailout whore will screw you every time
Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally
put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all
they got
Fat bailout whore
You spin the world of finance upside down
[Interlude]
Hey listen here
Now you bloated bailout pig
Doin the Paulsen bailout bonus jig
Sure aint no T-B-T-F Queen in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but we still get some pleasure
Watchin Ben fish for subprime treasure
Heap bailout whore you make circus clowns of Holder, Frank and Bernanke
Now get this
Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
Fat Goldman girl
Will you ever get out of
town?
Get on your bailout bikes and ride....
[WB7: Dear Lloyd, Please
don't ever resign...You are the most sorry and visible douche bag of a target
we all could ever hope for.
Keep on rocking!
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If
you want to live the high life, you don't have to become a rap star, a
professional athlete or a Wall Street banker. All it really takes is
winning an election. Right now, more than half of all the members of
Congress are millionaires, and most of them leave "public service"
far wealthier than when they entered it. Since most of them have so much
money, you would think that they would be willing to do a little
"belt-tightening" for the sake of the American people. After
all, things are supposedly "extremely tight" in Washington D.C. right
now. In fact, just the other day Nancy Pelosi insisted that there were
"no more cuts to make" to
the federal budget. But even as they claim that things are so tough right
now, our politicians continue to live the high life at the expense of U.S.
taxpayers. The statistics that I am about to share with you are very
Now
that "bail-ins" have become accepted practice all over the planet, no
bank account and no pension fund will ever be 100% safe again. In fact,
Cyprus-style wealth confiscation is already starting to happen all around the
world. As you will read about below, private pension funds were just
raided by the government in Poland, and a "bail-in" is being
organized for one of the largest banks in Italy. Unfortunately, this is
just the beginning. The precedent that was set in Cyprus is being used as
a template for establishing bail-in procedures in New Zealand, Canada and all
over Europe. It is only a matter of time before we see this exact same
type of thing happen in the United States as well. From now on, anyone
that keeps a large amount of money in any single bank account or retirement
fund is being incredibly foolish. (Read More....)
The
Ongoing Evisceration of the Middle Class... Courtesy of the Fed
Posted by: Phoenix Capital... Post date: 09/23/2013 - Finally the mainstream media is
beginning to get the problems with the Federal Reserve.
There
are hundreds of formerly prosperous communities all over America that are being
steadily transformed into rotting, decaying hellholes. The good paying
middle class jobs that once supported those communities are long gone, and they
have been replaced with low paying service jobs if they have been replaced at
all. When you visit those communities, it is almost as if all of the hope
has been sucked right out of the air. It can be absolutely heartbreaking
to look into the hollow eyes of someone that has totally given in to despair,
but unfortunately the number of Americans that are giving up on the economy
continues to grow. Today, the labor participation rate is the lowest that
it has been in 35 years, and more than 100 million Americans
are enrolled in at least one welfare program. It is easy to say that they
should just "get a job", but as I have written about repeatedly, our economy simply is not producing enough
jobs for everyone anymore. The percentage of working age Americans with a
job has remained at the same level that it was at during the worst days of the
last recession, and meanwhile the quality of our jobs has continued to steadily decline. Median household
income has fallen for five years in a row, but the cost of living
continues to rise rapidly. The middle class is being systematically shredded, and poverty is
growing at an alarming rate. The U.S. economy has been in decline for a
long time, and the really bad news is that it appears that this decline is
about to accelerate. (Read More....)
Women That Are Man Enough:
Girls Who Run the World Posted by: Pivotfarm Post date: 09/23/2013 - Men have had their stab at making the world
into what they wanted and they made a pretty poor show of it all we might say
when we look at the economy.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 15:30
There
is nothing more to say...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 20:51
Back in April, in a desperate
scramble to raise liquidity courtesy of a hail mary Goldman syndicated
term loan, we penned "Confused
By What Is Going On At JCP? Here's The Pro Forma Cap Table And The Cliff Notes",
where in addition to the obvious - that this is merely buying a few months for
the melting icecube company which with every passing day is closer to a Chapter
11 (or 7) bankruptcy filing - we also laid out that what Goldman was doing was
merely positioning itself to be at the top of the company's capital structure
with a super secured and overcollateralized credit facility, through what is
effectively a pre-petition DIP... As it turns out we only had to wait for
five months before the same Goldman that raised the company's emergency
liquidity term loan turned around and launched a vicious attack on the same
company that paid it millions in dollars in underwriting fees. Specifically,
what Goldman just did is write a report (perhaps one of the best bearish
cross-asset investment theses we have seen to come out of the firm in a long
time) in which it laid out, in a lucid and compelling manner, why JCP is
doomed. The report is titled appropriately enough: "Initiate on JCP with Underperform: Looking
for cash in the name"... and not finding it.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 20:42
While
some have argued that the Fed is flying blind, given their endless efforts to
convince the market that their actions (or inactions) are now all
data-dependent - what happens
when that data simply does not exist? As SMRA notes, the official word from the BLS is
that they are working under the assumption that there will not be a government
shutdown and the employment data will be released as scheduled; but what
happens if the un-negotiation reaches beyond October 1st? How will our central-planners know what to do?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 20:07
Yesterday
we
highlighted the plight of Tom Palome and his cohorts as they face a need to
work well into once-thought-retirement age. However, there are hundreds of
formerly prosperous communities all over America that are being steadily
transformed into rotting, decaying hellholes. The good paying middle class jobs
that once supported those communities are long gone, and they have been
replaced with low paying service jobs if they have been replaced at all. When
you visit those communities, it is almost as if all of the hope has been sucked
right out of the air. The following are 20 quotes from ordinary Americans about the economic despair that is
rapidly growing around them.
THIS
Will Destroy Shareholder Value Posted by :
Capitalist Exploits Post date:
09/24/2013 - A corporate culture that allows wasteful
spending engenders fraud, corruption and systematically destroys shareholder
value.
UP
ALL NIGHT WITH OBAMACARE FIGHT Another CA County Votes for Secession... RECORD
TAXATION AT STATE/LOCAL LEVEL... National
Guard Called In To Combat Looters Raiding Flood-Ravaged CO Homes... There is a reason why every
fiat currency in the history of the world has eventually failed. At some
point, those issuing fiat currencies always find themselves giving in to the
temptation to wildly print more money. Sometimes, the motivation for
doing this is good. When an economy is really struggling, those that have
been entrusted with the management of that economy can easily fall for the lie
that things would be better if people just had "more money".
Today, the Federal Reserve finds itself faced with a scenario that is very
similar to what the Weimar Republic was facing nearly 100 years ago. Like
the Weimar Republic, the U.S. economy is also struggling and like the Weimar
Republic, the U.S. government is absolutely drowning in debt.
Unfortunately, the Federal Reserve has decided to adopt the same solution that
the Weimar Republic chose. The Federal Reserve is recklessly printing
money out of thin air, and in the short-term some positive things have come out
of it. But quantitative easing worked for the Weimar Republic for a
little while too. At first, more money caused economic activity to increase
and unemployment was low. But all of that money printing destroyed faith
in German currency and in the German financial system and ultimately Germany
experienced an economic meltdown that the world is still talking about
today. This is the path that the Federal Reserve is taking America down, but
most Americans have absolutely no idea what is happening. (Read More....) Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/19/2013 - 09:38 Reflecting
on exactly what was said yesterday, Duquesne's Stanley Druckenmiller is initially
perplexed as Bernanke explained 'financial conditions' - not interest rates -
have prompted the decision to forestall any taper. His confusion is that
financial conditions are actually slightly better than they were in June and "a stock market at an all-time high
would suggest we don't have a problem with financial conditions."
While he dismisses surveys, the big-money was betting that they were going to
taper as is clear from the moves in gold, bonds, and stocks; and it appears the
Fed "lost their nerve." In fact, Druck continues, the Fed "blew it...
they had a freebie," they could have started the process to "get us
off the dope." This action, or inaction, he warns "is going to make
it so much harder for the next Chairman to start the process." In fact, he
concludes, that from
beginning to end - once markets adjust from these subsidized prices - that the
wealth effect of QE will have been negative not positive. { How laughable to hear of
‘never-saw-a-war-he-didn’t-like’ neo-con mccain try to lecture the historically
formidable Vladimir Putin on the ‘rule of law’. What parallel universe is
senile mccain operating in? ( I’m going to even give ‘songbird’ mccain a pass
on his violation of military code while a POW so criticized by his fellow
POWs).The law is something that I know a lot about; from intense study and
direct experience, while mccain can’t possibly say the same. After all, there
are indeed a plethora of rules of law in pervasively corrupt, defacto bankrupt
america. The problem is, in venal america, they are not meaningful rules of law
as applied to some and not others (him and his et als in the latter category).
Wow! Talk about out of touch … or maybe he’s just used to such
drivel/propaganda being lapped up by the dumbed down american masses! See http://www.albertpeia.com/112208opocoan/ricosummarytoFBIunderpenaltyofperjury.pdf http://www.albertpeia.com/112208opocoan/PeiavCoanetals.htm http://albertpeia.com/fbimartinezcongallard.htm for
reality! } 5
Years After the Financial Crisis, The Big Banks Are Still Committing Massive
Crimes Posted by : George Washington Post date: 09/20/2013 - Still Laundering Terrorism and Drug Money ...
This Time Around The Fed IS
The Bubble Posted by: Phoenix Capital... Post date: 09/20/2013 - In the past, the Fed has been the fuel for
bubbles. This time around, the Fed IS the bubble itself, with its balance sheet
expansion driving ALL assets higher. Ron Paul on U.S. Fed QE: Prepare
for the Destruction of the Dollar
Posted by: GoldCore
Post date: 09/20/2013 - David Asman: What happens
now? If it’s Yellin she'll be like Bernanke on steroids. What does that mean
for our economy? Dr Paul: Prepare for the destruction of the
dollar and the crash of... CNBC
| Fed shifting a massive amount of wealth from the middle class and poor to the
rich. The
too big to fail banks are now much, much larger than they were the last time
they caused so much trouble. The six largest banks in the United States
have gotten 37 percent larger over the past five years. Meanwhile, 1,400
smaller banks have disappeared from the banking industry during that time.
What this means is that the health of JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America,
Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley is more critical to
the U.S. economy than ever before. If they were "too big to
fail" back in 2008, then now they must be "too colossal to
collapse". Without these banks, we do not have an economy. The
six largest banks control 67 percent of all U.S. banking assets, and Bank of
America accounted for about a third of all business loans by itself last
year. Our entire economy is based on credit, and these giant banks are at
the very core of our system of credit. If these banks were to collapse, a
brutal economic depression would be guaranteed. Unfortunately, as you
will see later in this article, these banks did not learn anything from 2008
and are being exceedingly reckless. They are counting on the rest of us
bailing them out if something goes wrong, but that might not happen next time
around. (Read More....) Obamacare
- An Unintended Consequence?
Posted by :
Bruce
Krasting Post date:
09/25/2013 - 11:43 It's
possible that the liberal's ultimate objective of achieving a single payer
system, might well prove to be their undoing.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 17:31 Another
year, another record low for the average verbal SAT score, and another sad
achievement for a nation that is getting fatter, dumber and ever more in debt. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 20:15 When minimum-wage
supply and taxpayer-funded demand collide, the naked truth comes out... Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 20:04 The Federal Reserve continues to cling to a
destabilizing and ineffective strategy. By maintaining its
policy of quantitative easing (QE) – which entails monthly purchases of
long-term assets worth $85 billion – the Fed is courting an increasingly
treacherous endgame at home and abroad. By now, the global repercussions are
clear, falling
most acutely on developing economies with large current-account deficits.
But there is an even more insidious problem brewing on the home front - wealth
effects are for the wealthy (as the Fed knows too well). QE benefits the few
who need it the least. That
is not exactly a recipe for a broad-based and socially optimal economic
recovery. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 18:29 The Obamacare that consumers will finally
be able to sign up for next week is a long way from the health plan President
Obama first pitched to the nation. As Politico
notes, millions of low-income Americans won’t receive coverage. Many
workers at small businesses won’t get a choice of insurance plans right away.
Large employers won’t need to provide insurance for another year. Far more
states than expected won’t run their own insurance marketplaces. And a growing
number of workers won’t get to keep their employer-provided coverage. But,
apart from that - and all the exemptions - six more days and we will all get to
see the shiny new exchanges; which may (or may not) prove Sen. Barraso right
when he said "It was bad
policy and bad politics. They got it wrong on all accounts." Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 18:01 Private prisons are antithetical to a free
people. Of all the functions a civilized society should
relegate to the public sector, it’s abundantly clear incarceration should be at
the very top of the list. Jailing individuals is a public cost that a society
takes on in order to ensure there are consequences to breaking certain rules
that have been deemed dangerous to the happiness and quality of life within a
given population. However, the end goal of any civilized culture must be to try
to keep these costs as low possible. This should be achieved by having as few
people as possible incarcerated, which is most optimally achieved by reducing
incidents of criminality within the population. Given incarceration is an
undesirable (albeit necessary) part of any society, the idea is certainly not
to incentivize increased incarceration by making it extremely profitable. This is a perverse incentive, and one that
is strongly encouraged by the private prison industry to the detriment of
society. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 17:01 "Doing God's
work" is not free.
In fact, it seems that god is a firm believer in a year end bonus. Goldman CEO
Blankfein just announced that his company survived because it was
"stable" during the crisis and what the reason for that
"stability" was: So... if taxpayer bailouts hadn't
funded bankers' bonuses, which in the year after the bailout hit an all time
high, all hell could have broken loose at the world's largest depositor-insured
hedge fund. Just think how much higher employment and income growth could have
been in that worst-case scenario. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 16:35 Nothing to see here, move along... trade
accordingly... Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 16:15 Another day, another POMO
pump followed by a collapse to close at the the lows as the S&P 500 has its
first 5-day negative closing run in 2013. Only the NASDAQ remains above Un-Taper levels with the Dow back below
'Summers' levels and the S&P heading that way. Treasury yields slid further (-4 to 5bps)
to 7-week lows (down 10 of the last 11 days) as the 7Y broke
back below 2.00%. Gold and Silver rallied (after the ubiquitous opening
smackdown idiocy) with both positive on the week now. The USD sold off as JPY
strengthened to the week's highs and EUR pushed back to unchanged on the week. WTI was slammed lower (in a
seeming mirror of the PMs) ending back at $102.28 (-2.4% on the week) nearly 11
week lows. For the second day
in a row VIX closed lower as stocks sold off (unwinding hedges and reducing
underlying exposure perhaps?) Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 15:49 The last time the State Department
issued a comparable worldwide terror alert, the majority of US embassies in the
Muslim world were promptly evacuated and a few weeks later the Syrian false
flag affair was unleashed upon the world. One wonders just what provocation
John Kerry has in mind this time. STATE DEPT ISSUES NEW
WORLWIDE CAUTION ON TERRORIST THREATS; STATE DEPT DETAILS POSSIBLE THREATS IN EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA At least the evil terrorizers have
not infiltrated the Arctic circle yet. As for the always convenient scapegoat: STATE DEPT SAYS AL-QAEDA
PLOTTING IN MULTIPLE REGIONS They sure are: mostly in Syria, but
luckily they are now armed with US weapons. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 15:27 After a small bounce earlier in the
month, Gallup's US Economic
Confidence Index has slumped back to its lowest level in 6 months.
Combined with record
misses in UMich Confidence and the slide in the Conference
Board's sentiment measures, it would appear the animal spirits are fading
as reality hits once again... Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 14:57 Unfortunately
for almost every politician in the US, the way-back machine is fully functional
in our new technologically miraculous normal. These are "strange
times," CNBC's Rick Santelli notes, as he begins to systemically destroy the credibility of all
the gaping wide mouths of the politicians (on both sides of aisle) that doth
protest too much over the debt-ceiling debate. Santelli is breathless
in his rage at the hypocritical comments of the Democrats based on their views
from 2006 (when "W" was in the White House) as they decried the
"rubber-stamping" of fiscal irresponsibility (raising the debt
ceiling) of the Republican Congress. His ire raises as he shines a light on Harry Reid (Dem.) and Charles
Grassley (Rep.) among others. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 14:28 Whereas Americans last
quarter had net worth of $70.3 trillion, as a result of a small definition
revision, the
now have $73.5 trillion. Revisionist Definition wealth for everyone! Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 14:20 Earlier in the week, we
warned the mortgage settlement that JPMorgan might face could reach $20 billion.
Well, 'officials' at the DoJ according to AP have stated that: What is most surprising is that JPM
did not arrange the $11 billion "settlement" as $12 billion in
consumer relief and a $1 billion cash payment from the government. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 13:33 UPDATE: CNBC Damage
Control - Story was "misunderstood" and "misleading"...but
not denied... CNBC
is to Wal-mart as Hilsenrath to the Fed Welcome to the new normal recovery... if
ever there was a headline that summed up the idiocy of the mal-invested
distorted new normal, Wal-Mart just managed it: *WAL-MART CUTTING ORDERS
(In Q3 & Q4) AS UNSOLD MERCHANDISE PILES UP IN U.S. So, it seems the "if we build it
(or stock it), they will come (and buy)" mentaility has failed yet
again... As we noted before, as
goes Wal-Mart, so goes America... Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/25/2013 - 13:30 While Cruz's speech was entertaining
(and gained media attention), there is one thing they agree on Which means the Senate invokes
cloture on the motion to defund Obamacare - setting up 30 hours of debate
before another vote on the motion (Cue Cruz again?)... but *CARNEY REITERATES OBAMA
WILL NOT NEGOTIATE ON DEBT CEILING BO ADMITS:
'WE DID RAISE TAXES ON SOME THINGS' CRUZ
CONTINUES ON LIMBAUGH... MCCONNELL: Obamacare WILL fall apart... IRS Watchdog: $67 Million Missing from Obamacare Slush
Fund... Kit Daniels |
The murder of Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi was an organized hit to cover up
direct arm deals. David Knight |
The history of the UN-ATT is intertwined with Fast & Furious and other
false flags Julie Wilson |
68 percent of Americans believe the nation is “on the wrong track,” however
it’s likely far higher than that. Steve Watson | Time Magazine says
Edward Snowden = Aaron Alexis. Paul Joseph Watson
| Contradicting White House claim that new regulations will be “affordable”. Kurt Nimmo |
Democrat delegate pushes bill for gun confiscation. Paul Joseph Watson
| Kerry to sign controversial treaty today. Obama
on Obamacare: “We did raise taxes on some things.” ATR.org | “Some
things” is an understatement. The Fed’s ‘hidden agenda’ behind money-printing CNBC | If
Americans find out the lion’s share of income tax payments go to service the
debt, prepare for a new American revolution. Cyprus-Style Wealth Confiscation Is Now Starting To Happen All Over
The Globe Michael Snyder | Now that “bail-ins”
have become accepted practice all over the planet, no bank account and no
pension fund will ever be 100% safe again. Julie Wilson |
68 percent of Americans believe the nation is “on the wrong track,” however
it’s likely far higher than that. Steve Watson | Time Magazine says
Edward Snowden = Aaron Alexis. Paul Joseph Watson
| Contradicting White House claim that new regulations will be “affordable”. Breitbart.com |
“Nothing in our medical history has changed to warrant a tripling of our
premiums.” Washington Examiner
| Obamacare will cost far more than what many of his constituents are paying
today, some by as much as 190 percent. Zero Hedge | Even
more remote-controlled carnage is about to be unleashed. Paul Joseph Watson
| Kerry to sign controversial treaty today. Paul Joseph Watson
| Killing babies “heroic,” opposing Obamacare offensive. Peter
Boockvar: “There Is 0% Chance That This Ends Smoothly” Zero Hedge | As Boockvar notes,
“there is 0% chance this ends well.” Somebody Stole 7 Milliseconds From the Federal Reserve cryptogon.com | This is interesting,
but I’m sure that these news based trades are being set up days in advance with
much smaller volumes. Internet Sales Tax Could Crush Small Businesses Ron Paul | One unique aspect of my
homeschool curriculum is that students can start and manage their own online
business. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 19:28 Goldman,
in line with consensus and PaddyPower, now expects the President to nominate Janet Yellen to be
the next Federal Reserve Chair and despite comments yesterday from thw White
House, they expect the announcement to come soon. However, this week's
political calendar may be too crowded to make an announcement. Assuming a
government shutdown is avoided, an announcement could come as soon as early
next week; but they note the President's schedule may force an announcement to
the following week. The risk of a failed confirmation vote appears very low to
them but with the debt ceiling debate and concerns over delays due to fears
over asset-purchases, Yellen
may not be confirmed before the December FOMC meeting. The
following Q&A answers most of the critical questions. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 18:56 When
it comes to the "fairness doctrine", there was always some confusion
in the matter of work ethic: how was it fair that some should work
under the socialism-endorsed confines of a 29.5 hour workweek, while being
forced to suffer the indignity and moral denigration of watching others labor
under the faux guise of capitalism, putting in 60, 80, even 100 or more hours
per week in the pursuit of self-actualization, contentment and general
happiness? Furthermore, as has been well documented, despite rumors the
contrary, the biggest incubator of Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 18:28 A few
years back Chairman Bernanke was asked by a financial reporter how confident he was that the Fed could
easily start the process of withdrawing from the accommodation of “unorthodox”
monetary policy. Some might argue (ourselves included) that the
answer 'should' be something like “very confident” or “We feel we have the
right tools and the right people to manage that process”. Instead the answer
given was “100%”.
At last week's press conference, Chairman Bernanke, in CitiFX Technicals'
view, looked like the “cat that got the cheese", despite the more downbeat
message he was giving? Why? Because he got his way. In their “conspiracy
theory” interpretation it is likely that Janet Yellen’s nomination will indeed
be announced in the near future and that tapering is now firmly back off the table despite the guidance given in
recent months to the contrary. Bonds seem to agree (so
far). Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 17:53 CNBC
just aired a fascinating segment that pitted anchors Mandy Drury and Brian
Sullivan (squarely in the markets-are-going-up-and-the-world-must-be-rosy camp)
against a more skeptical Herb Greenberg and an awfully fact-based reality agent
- Peter Boockvar. Well worth taking the time to witness the cognitive dissonance of believing the
market strength is unrelated to the Fed and yet a Fed unable to Taper even a
few billion for fear of repercussions... as Boockvar notes,
"there is 0% chance this ends well." Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 17:35 For those
willing to share in the next few hours of defund-Obamacare discussion from
Senator Ted Cruz (tag-teaming a little with Rand Paul) as he talks his way
through the night (having started at 2:41pm ET) - ending only when he is
"no longer able to stand," or the 15-hour Senate floor limit; the
following link provides the blow-by-blow (water works and all). Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 17:26 Despite President
Obama's heavy focus on Iran in his speech this morning, a potential encounter
at the UN (like ships passing in the night?) between the US President and
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani failed to take place. Iranian officials
indicated that "it was
too complicated," and "there will be no meeting."
As Reuters
reports, the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told reporters
that Obama had been open to a meeting with Rouhani while both were in New York
for U.N. activities but the Iranians were not ready to have an encounter at
the presidential level. The good news - following
Rouhani's speech decrying external intervention and use of drones - John
Kerry will meet with his Iranian counterpart - that should end well. Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 17:09 We
listened to President Obama with bated breath... one wonders how many times
President Rouhani will mention the US... *IRAN POSES NO THREAT TO THE WORLD OR
REGION, ROHANI SAYS *USE OF DRONES TO FIGHT
TERRORISM SHOULD BE CONDEMNED: ROHANI Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 16:43 "I knew of the Fed decision and growth forecasts around 5-6 minutes
before 2 pm last Wednesday, even though I was not there. I work
at a news organization represented at the Fed statement “lockup” and the
Bernanke press conference last week. This was in no way secure the way the
Labor and Commerce Department lockups are. Those in the Fed statement lockup were able to communicate by text
message and email after they received the statements and before 2 pm. Those
in the room awaiting the press conference also were able to communicate
electronically after the received the statement, several minutes before 2 pm.
Everything was honor-based, but anyone in their respective newsrooms could have
gotten the information early from them and passed it on. Given the large number
of reporters involved, there are many ways the decision could have gotten into
the market several minutes before the announcement. I am truly surprised it was
only seen in gold trade. The
fact is, though, the Fed made it possible for many people to leak it." Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 16:14 Bonds were sending very
different messages from stocks from shortly after the open (when POMO began) and never looked back.
As Homebuilders surged in their HIMO way squeezing everyone yet again, stocks
surged back above the crucial 1,700 level in the S&P and VIX was pressured
lower... but bonds kept falling in yield. Some said - stocks were rallying on
Obama's friendly tones (umm no - oil up and safety bid for TSYs?). EUR weakness drove the USD higher on the
day and despite the ubiquitous opening smackdown in precious
metals, Gold and Silver ended the day almost unchanged. The belly of the Treasury curve plunged below the
FOMC-kneejerk low yields to 7-week lows - with yields down
20-25bps from the FOMC statement (gold still higher and stocks lower). The
4th down day in a row for the first time in 5 weeks with heavy volume into the
close as the S&P ended near cash-lows (though the market went apoplectic in
the last minute). Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 15:22 Despite
the 'support'
of the G-20 and the self-deceiving belief that Japan is 'not' manipulating its
currency; 60 US Senators appear confused. In a letter to Treasury Secretary
Jack Lew and Trans-Pacific-Partnership Trade Rep Michael Froman, the Senators demand they "address one of
the 21st century's most serious trade problems: foreign currency
manipulation." In order to ensure any agreements meet
the "high standards" that America's workers deserve, Lew and Froman
are directed to include "strong
and enforceable disciplines," for any currency
manipulations. Cue Abe protestations
at US policy... Submitted by Tyler Durden on
09/24/2013 - 14:57 The
point here is that we can only sustainably distribute the nation's surplus that
is left after capital investment. Borrowing or creating vast sums of money to paper over the fact that
we're spending more than we generate in surplus fosters an
entirely illusory sense of wealth and prosperity. Eventually the interest owed
on debt crowds out all other spending, and the debt-based system implodes.
Borrowing money to fill the gap between what we want to spend and what we
generate in surplus incentivizes fraud and speculation and creates a pernicious sense of entitlement:
we can have it all, everyone can have everything they want, and there is no
need for sacrifice, thrift or hard choices. THe
CoNTiNuouS FaRCe oF BiG NoSe JaMie... Posted by: williambanzai7 Post date: 09/23/2013 - Fulla Bologna! Submitted
by williambanzai7
on 09/23/2013 12:31 -0400 Support your local artist... WilliamBanzai7 Fine Art
Prints Inquiries: [email protected] Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 10:36 Markets,
risk assets in particular, do not like political dis-unity. The
FOMC seem dis-unified; delivery differing messages. Comments by Dudley
and Fisher were not just marginally different, but rather stark
contrasts. Trust
in the Fed and in its’ communication strategy have been tarnished.
Markets are now confused as to when, why, and how the Fed will be able to
change course. When the taper is in full-swing that equities and bonds will
drift to lower prices. However, the immediate trade may require paring
risk, and rebalancing portfolios, i.e. stocks down, bonds drifting higher in
price (risk off). Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 10:11 Following
UMich
confidence's biggest miss on record, the Conference Board misses
expectations printing at its lowest since May 2013 as the last data was revsied
higher. This is the largest
MoM drop since March. Crucially, the headline index was saved
by a surge in the "present situation" as expectations for the future plunged.
As a reminder, Consumer Confidence has an awkward 4 year 4 month pattern of
dysphoria to euphoria (though at progressively lower levels) and today's data
merely confirms that the cycle of exuberance may have been broken. Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 10:02 This
should be fun. With Rouhani in the house, Nobel-Peace-Prize-winner President Obama
will address the oh-so-supportive-of-his-wars United Nations this morning. As AP
reports, seeking to build on "diplomatic opportunities" is
expected to signal his openness
to discussions with Iran (even a wink in his direction would
work since there has been no
face-to-face contact in 30 years). Also high on Obama's agenda
at the U.N. was rallying Security Council support for a resolution that would
establish consequences for Syrian President Bashar Assad's regime if it failed
to adhere to a U.S-Russian plan to turn over its chemical weapons. And we
wonder if he'll mention them nasty Republicans wanting to shut his government
down? Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 09:38 If
anyone had reservations about the monthly Case-Shiller report, or at least the
logic in the methodology used by the S&P data collectors, we present
Exhibit A, which should solidify any such doubts. Below we show Detroit
"home prices", which according to the just announced July NSA data,
soared even higher, to level of 90.8, which just happens to be a 17% increase
Y/Y, and the highest print
since August 2008. Bankruptcy? Pfft - who cares when the
government is funding Blackstone REO-to-Rent made-to-flip purchases. Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 09:21 There was something for everyone in the just released July
Case-Shiller house price index. On one hand, on a year over year basis, the NSA
Composite 20 city index rose 12.39% in July, up from 12.07% in June, and in line with expectations
of a 12.40% increase. This was the highest annual price increase since the
start of the great financial crisis. On the other hand, the same Composite-20
Index increased by just 0.62% in July on a SA M/M basis, missing expectations
of a 0.80% increase, and down from the 0.88% increase in June. This was the
third consecutive miss on a M/M basis, and while the Case-Shiller index
continues to still rise, the momentum as can be seen in the chart below, is
starting to fade, with the monthly increase posting at the lowest rate since
September of 2012 when the rise was 0.52%. Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 08:56 Whether or not AAPL's reported sales are accurate or
merely the latest manifestation
of channel stuffing is irrelevant: what matters to the sellside is that
upside momentum, at least for a few days, seems to be back in the biggest tech
stock and the immediate result is quite predictable - the sellside resumes piling
in and selling their axed exposure to clients. In other words, they are coming
out with increased price targets on the stock, most notable this morning from
Goldman which just hiked its AAPL target from $530 to $560. Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 08:35 In a
move that clearly seeks to distance the second largest Swiss bank from
potentially "risky" or just not that profitable (read "rich
or super rich") accounts, Credit Suisse announced today that it plans
to close some clients' accounts as it focuses on high-value customers in some
countries and pulls out of others altogether. The development is somewhat
ironic: while banks around the world scramble to obtain ultra cheap funding, of
which deposits are currently the cheapest alternative, Credit Suisse is saying
to people, thanks but no thanks, we don't want your money. Then again, perhaps
this is an admirable stance by the bank. It certainly is preferable to CS
eagerly accepting every last Swiss Franc only to pull a Cyprus in a few months
(indicatively speaking) and "bailing in" said money. It does however
pose the question: has CS found an alternative method of funding its assets now
that it is actively deleveraging, and if so what, and who is the source? Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 08:01 A few
minutes ago headlines hit that as a result of a strong earthquake, buildings
shook in Delhi, India. Moments later, the USGS confirmed that a major 7.8
magnitude earthquake with an epicenter 9 miles below the Awaran/Balochistan
region in Pakistan had struck, some 43 miles NNE of Awaran, and close to the
India border. It is unclear yet if the two quakes were the same although it
seems likely. Reuters had this preliminary report: "An strong earthquake
struck remote western Pakistan on Tuesday and was felt in the Indian capital of
New Delhi where buildings shook. The United States Geological Survey said that
a 7.8 magnitude quake struck 145 miles southeast of Dalbandin, in Pakistan's
western province of Balochistan." Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 07:48 "As an anecdotal aside it was interesting that Apple
yesterday reported above consensus iPhone sales on the first weekend of the new
launches. When I upgraded in
a phone shop on Friday there was no queue, a load left in stock and a number of
extra staff put on who were standing around doing nothing. They said they all
arrived early to handle the queues, only to find that their first customer
didn't arrive until 30mins after opening. So my experience
seemed to be different from the rest of the world as Apple climbed +4.97%
yesterday after the impressive sales numbers and also guidance at the top of
the range from the company on revenues and gross margins." - Deutsche
Bank's Jim Reid Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 07:28 Iran Icebreaker
Set at U.N. (WSJ) Chrysler Feud
Triggers IPO Filing (WSJ) JPMorgan Chase,
12 More Banks Said to Be Sued Over Libor (BBG) Regulator sues
Morgan Stanley, eight others over faulty securities (Reuters) Monte Paschi
Seen Boosting Cost Goals to Meet EU Demands (BBG) Here we go
again - "not enough funds": CFTC chair Gary Gensler warns on fund
cuts to police derivatives (FT) Congress Fuels
Private Jails Detaining 34,000 Immigrants (BBG) KKR, Sycamore
looking to buy Jones Group this week (NYPost)
- take with lots of salt Fiat rethinks
alliance with Chrysler after IPO filing (Reuters) Young
Invincibles Caught in Crossfire Over Obamacare Cost (BBG) Mayfair Office
Squeeze Spawns New London Real Estate Hubs (BBG) Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/24/2013 - 07:03 Everything was proceeding according to central-plan with
a gradual rise in risk and a decline in the USD until 4 am Eastern, when the
German IFO Business Climate data was released and missed across the board
(107.7 vs Exp. 108.0; Current assessment 111.4 vs Exp. 112.5; Expectations
104.2 Exp.104.0), reminding everyone now that Merkel is cemented for the near
future, the immediate prerogative for Europe is to get the EUR lower, one way
or another. A returning bid to the dollar also has pushed 10 Year yields under
2.70%, while once again sending various EM currencies sliding, and bringing
back cross asset volatility to a world whose Sharpe ratio over the past several
months has plummeted into negative territory. Increasing concerns about a
government shutdown (misplaced) will likely prevent a solid bid from developing
under markets. GALLUP:
Belief That Gov't Too Powerful Hits Record High... Parisian
cat cafe offers 'purr therapy'... Brazil's
president hammers Obama over spying... REPORT:
Michelle O has nearly 2 million FAKE TWITTER followers... T-MINUS
6 DAYS: Not plan president sold America... IN
MEMORY OF MRS BaNZai7... Posted by : williambanzai7 Post date: 09/24/2013 - This one's for you Mom... Submitted
by williambanzai7
on 09/24/2013 MRS BANZAI7 My Mom passed away two weeks
ago today. Many of you know that she was
an avid reader of Zero Hedge. While it is true that she
read every Banzai7 post including all of the comments and links, she also read
many of the other posts on the site, particularly those that she was able to
navigate without a background in finance (try though she did). My Mom and Dad both survived
the worst hardship and suffering inflicted in the middle of the last century,
in particular WWII. It is no surprise she hated
everything about war and the corruption that we know goes with it. Consequently, she was one of
my two main barometers when it came to measuring the current state of world
affairs against the past, the other being my Dad. As I have mentioned, she was
appalled by everything that has happened since 9/11 and more recently the
kleptofascist freakshow we call Wall Street and Vichy DC. For a person in her
mid-eighties, she had an uncanny grasp of what was happening and made no secret
of it. She got some of the names mixed up at times, Ben Corzine, Lloyd Bernanke
etc., but she knew the score. Her demise was unexpected and
although she was thoroughly disgusted by current events, I am pleased to report
that she was cheerfully living a pleasant and active life style to the very
end. I was with her during her
final moments via two iPads and made a point of telling her, among other
important things, that we were not going to war in Syria and I am sure she
heard what I said about the latest episode of the Obozo show. Rather than keeping this to
myself, I have decided to share it with you for two reasons. First, many of you have said
some very nice things here that were meant as a compliment to her. I want you
to know that those comments did not go unnoticed and genuinely made her day.
They served as a direct affirmation of her unequivocable support for what I
have been doing since 2008. On her behalf, thank you. Second, as I now do these
posts I am still comforted by the warm feeling of knowing how much she
approved. I won't be able to review the posts with her daily on Skype (sorry
NSA), but I know what she would have thought and that just quadruples my
resolve to keep doing what I am doing. It is estimated that
250 people attended Mom's memorial service, a standing room only crowd. This was a person who touched
many people in a positive way and will be deeply missed in her community. During all the frustration we
have experienced during the past several years she would constantly recite the
serenity prayer: “Lord grant me the serenity to
accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the
things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” Wise words to follow. This one's for you Mom... R.I.P. Your loving son, WilliamBanzai7 Looking
at guns in Mexico and at some farmers that take law into their own hands
Posted by : hedgeless_horseman Post date: 09/23/2013 - "My daughter was raped and
abducted," said a Mexican farmer. President Obama says, "What's
different in America is it's easy to get your hands on a gun." Over the past couple of days, we have
witnessed some absolutely horrific examples of Islamic terror groups
specifically targeting Christians and those from other non-Muslim
religions. Sadly, this is not a new phenomenon. Radical Islamic
jihadists are constantly attacking churches and slaughtering Christians all
over the planet. The recent events in Pakistan, Kenya and Egypt may have
taken this persecution to a new level, but this is just the continuation of a
trend that has been building for years. Unfortunately, Barack Obama does
not seem too concerned about Islamic terrorism. In fact, he specifically
directed that “all references to Islam” be
removed from terrorism training materials that the federal government
uses. If that wasn’t bad enough, now Obama is actually supplying weapons
to the radical jihadist rebels that want to take over Syria, and he appears to
be very ready to use the U.S. military to attack the Assad regime directly if
“negotiations” with the Syrian government fail. In essence, Obama wants
the United States to be allies with psychotic jihadists that have the exact
same radical philosophy that those who are killing Christians in Pakistan,
Kenya and Egypt have. (Read More.....) Spy Agencies Are Doing WHAT? Posted by: George Washington Post date: 09/23/2013 - New Revelations Are Breaking Every Day Revelations about the breathtaking scope of government
spying are coming so fast that it's time for an updated roundup: The government
is spying on essentially everything
we do. It is not just
"metadata" ... although that is enough
to destroy your privacy The government
has adopted a secret interpretation of the Patriot Act which allows it to pretend
that "everything"
is relevant ... so it spies on everyone. For example, the NSA
"oversight" court believes the mere
claim that terrorists use the phone system is enough to show that all phone
records are relevant NSA
whistleblowers say that the NSA collects all of our conversations word-for-word It's not just
the NSA ... Many other agencies, like the FBI and IRS – concerned only with domestic
issues - spy on Americans as well. The Drug Enforcement Administration has
had direct access to AT&T phone records for 25
years The information
gained through spying is shared
with federal,
state and local agencies, and they are using that information to prosecute petty
crimes such as drugs and taxes. The agencies are instructed to intentionally
"launder" the information gained through spying, i.e. to pretend
that they got the information in a more legitimate way ... and to hide
that from defense attorneys and judges The Department
of Health and Human Services will also have access to vast
quantities of sensitive federal data on Americans as part of Obamacare
(here's the underlying Government Accountability Office report) The NSA not
only shares our information with other American agencies, it
also gives personal, sensitive unfiltered information on Americans to Israel and
other
foreign nations And it's not
only governments. Private contractors can also view
all of your data (and the government isn’t
keeping track of which contractors see your data and which don’t). And
because background
checks regarding some contractors are falsified, it is hard to know the
types of people that might have your information. Indeed, private
contractors are involved in spying on behalf of governments world-wide It's not just
your computer and your phone. It is well-documented that the government may be
spying on us through cars
and buses, streetlights, at airports and on the street, via mobile scanners and
drones, through our smart meters, and in many other ways Top
counter-terror experts say that the government’s mass spying doesn't keep us safe Indeed, they
say that mass spying actually hurts U.S.
counter-terror efforts (more here
and here) They say we
can, instead, keep
everyone safe without violating the Constitution ... more cheaply and efficiently
than the current system There is no real oversight
by Congress, the courts, or the
executive branch of government. And see this and this. Indeed, most Congress
members had no
idea what the NSA is doing. Even staunch defenders of the NSA -
and congress
members on the intelligence oversight committees - now say they've
been kept in
the dark A Federal judge
who was on the secret spying court for 3 years says
that it's a kangaroo
court Even the current
judges on the secret spying court now admit that they're
out of the loop and powerless to exercise real oversight. When these
judges raised concerns about NSA spying, the Justice Department completely ignored
them A former U.S. president
says that the spying program shows that we no
longer have a functioning democracy The chairs of
the 9/11 Commission say that NSA
spying has gone way too far Top
constitutional experts say that Obama and Bush are worse
than Nixon ... and the Stasi East Germans While the
government initially claimed that mass surveillance on Americans prevented more
than 50 terror attacks, the NSA’s deputy director John Inglis walked that
position back all the way to saying that – at
the most
– one (1)
plot might
have been disrupted by the bulk phone records collection alone. In other
words, the NSA can't prove that stopped any terror attacks. The government greatly
exaggerated an alleged recent terror plot for political purposes (and
promoted the fearmongering of serial liars). The argument that recent
terror warnings show that NSA spying is necessary is so weak that American counter-terrorism
experts have slammed it as "crazy
pants" You're much
more likely to be killed by brain-eating amoeba,
lightning or a toddler than by terrorism. Even President Obama
admits that you're
much less likely to be killed by terrorists than a car accident. So the
government has resorted to lamer
and lamer excuses
to try to justify mass surveillance Experts say
that the
spying program is illegal, and is exactly the kind of
thing which King
George imposed on the American colonists ... which led to the Revolutionary War A Harvard law
school professor - and director of the Berkman Center for Internet &
Society at Harvard University - says: "The NSA has mounted a systematic
campaign against the foundations of American power: constitutional checks and
balances, technological leadership, and market entrepreneurship. The NSA scandal is no longer about
privacy, or a particular violation of constitutional or legislative
obligations. The American body politic is suffering a severe
case of auto-immune disease: our defense system is attacking other critical
systems of our body". The top
counter-terrorism Czar under Clinton and Bush says that revealing
NSA spying programs does not harm national security The
feds are considering prosecuting the owner of a private email company - who
shut down his business rather than turning over records to the NSA - for
refusing to fork over the information and keep quiet. This is a little like
trying to throw someone in jail because he's died and is no longer paying taxes Whistleblowers on
illegal spying have no "legal"
way to get the information out Spying
started before 9/11
... and various
excuses have been used to spy on Americans over the years Governments and
big corporations are doing everything they can to
destroy
anonymity Mass spying creates
an easy mark for
hackers.
Indeed, the Pentagon
now sees the collection of "big data" as a "national
security threat" ... but the NSA is the biggest data collector on the
planet, and thus provides a tempting mother lode of information for foreign
hackers Mass
surveillance by the NSA directly
harms internet companies, Silicon Valley, California … and the entire U.S. economy.
For example, Facebook lost 11
millions users as of April mainly due to privacy concerns (and that was before
the Snowden revelations). And see these reports from Boingboing and the Guardian IT
and security
professionals are quite
concerned about government spying Some people make
a lot of
money off of mass spying. But the government isn't
using the spying program to stop the worst
types of lawlessness The NSA spying
program is unambiguously being used for industrial espionage, by spying on large
foreign corporations, and the biggest financial
payments
systems such as VISA and Swift. Indeed, in a slide leaked
by Edward Snowden, "economic"
was one of the main justifications for spying The top U.S.
spy's justifications for such financial spying is not
very reassuring: "We collect this information for many important
reasons: for one, it could provide the United States and our allies early
warning of international financial crises which could negatively impact the
global economy. It also could provide insight
into other countries' economic policy or behavior which could affect global
markets." Top financial
experts say that the NSA and other intelligence agencies are using the
information to profit
from this inside information The Wall Street
Journal reported that the NSA spies on Americans’ credit card transactions.
Many other agencies are doing the same. In fact, virtually all U.S. intelligence
agencies – including the CIA and NSA – are going to spy on Americans’
finances. The IRS will also be spying on
Americans’ shopping
records, travel, social interactions, health records and files from other
government investigators Polls show that
the public doesn’t believe the NSA … and thinks that the
government has gone way too far in the name of
terrorism While leaker
Edward Snowden is treated as a traitor by the fatcats and elites, he is considered
a hero
by the American public. Members of the Executive,
Legislative and Judicial branches of government have all praised
the debate on spying which Snowden's leaks started The heads of
the intelligence services have repeatedly
been caught lying
about spying. And even liberal publications are starting to say that Obama
has been intentionally lying about spying. The government claimed that most
spying programs ended in 2011, when - in fact - they were expanded
that year Obama says
he'll rein in spying ... but his words
and deeds indicate that he won't. Indeed, Obama appointed
the fox to guard
the chicken coop. No wonder only
11% of Americans trust Obama to actually do anything to rein in spying A huge majority
of Americans wants the director of intelligence - Clapper - prosecuted for perjury.
One of the chairs of the 9/11 Commission agrees While the Obama
administration is spying on everyone in the country – it is at the same time
the most secretive administration ever (background). That’s despite Obama saying
he’s running the most transparent
administration ever The NSA treats
the American people with contempt. For
example, Spiegel notes: "The authors of the [NSA slides] draw a comparison
with "1984," ... revealing the agency's current view of smartphones
and their users. "Who knew in 1984 that this would be Big Brother …"
the authors ask, in reference to a photo of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs. And
commenting on photos of enthusiastic Apple customers and iPhone users, the NSA
writes: "… and the zombies would be paying
customers? Worse, the
intelligence agencies often view normal, true-blue Americans as potential
terrorists
(and see
this) A Congressman
noted that - even if a mass surveillance program is started
for good purposes - it will inevitably turn
into a witch
hunt There are
indications that the spy agencies aren't just passively gathering information,
but are actively
using it in mischievous ways Surveillance
can be used to frame you
if someone in government happens to take a dislike to you Government
spying has always
focused on crushing dissent … not on keeping us safe An NSA
whistleblower says that the
NSA is spying on – and blackmailing – top government officials and military
officers (and see
this) High-level US government
officials have warned
for 40 years that mass surveillance would lead to tyranny in America A top NSA
whistleblower says that the only way to fix things is to fire all
of the corrupt government officials who let it happen. As the polls above
show, the American public is starting to wake up to that fact Submitted
by Tyler
Durden on 09/23/2013 - 18:06 "I'm
not going to sit on my laurels and say I was an executive making six figures
and traveling the world,” 77-year-old Tom Palome says, "I tell people I
demonstrate food and I do short-order cooking. I don’t mind saying it. What's
important is that I can work today."
As Bloomberg
reports, the former vice
president of marketing for Oral-B juggles two part-time jobs: one as a
$10-an-hour food demonstrator at Sam’s Club, the other flipping burgers and
serving drinks at a golf club grill for slightly more than minimum wage;
a sad but all too real reflection of the new normal 'job' gains that our
economists and politicians love to crow about. Why is he still working?
Like most Americans, he didn't save enough for retirement (despite working hard
his entire career). About 7.2 million Americans over 65 were employed last
year, a 67% increase from a decade ago as 59% of households headed by people over 65 have no retirement assets. NJ
property taxes up 13% under Christie... Obama
applauds mayoral candidate's vow to hike taxes in NYC... CNN:
3 alleged Kenya attackers from USA... Deep cuts at
agency responsible for investigating health-care fraud... Secret
American Subculture of Putin-Worshippers... { Secret … I doubt it … I
believe the Russia/Putin ‘miracle’ is worthy of praise and world class global
recognition as such! } Movement
grows to repeal Obamacare 'exemption' for Congress... OBAMA:
Republicans 'trying to mess with me'... 13
shot in mass shooting at Chicago park... CA
Dem wishes death upon Ted Cruz staffer's children... 17,679
things the federal government has done since sequestration... BaNZaI7
ReVieWS TaPeR BaSiCS... Posted by: williambanzai7 Post date: 09/17/2013 - BANZAI7 FOOD AND BEVERAGE WARNING LEVEL 8 Submitted by williambanzai7 on
09/17/2013 15:14 -0400 . Jamie's been sucking them
more Jamie's so rough And Ben's had enough He's starting to feel like a
whore The Limerick King The people are starting to
feel An end to the FED's QE deal If tapers begin Like staples on skin The pain from the FED could
be real The Limerick King WilliamBanzai7 Fine Art
Prints Inquiries: [email protected] Our operatives are waiting to
assist you... Russia’s
Putin Says He May Seek 4th Term as President { Indeed he should! } RIA Novosti | Putin said Thursday that
it was possible he would seek a fourth presidential term. Three
NATO Soldiers Killed in Afghan 'Insider Attack'... Are you ready for bone chilling cold this winter?
The Old Farmer’s Almanac and other weather forecasters that rely on solar
activity as a factor in their weather forecasts are projecting that this
upcoming winter will be bitterly cold. Solar activity is at a 100 year
low, and even though we were supposed to be in the midst of a solar maximum
this year, our sun has been eerily quiet. So precisely what in the world
is going on? There have been other periods throughout history when solar
activity has been extraordinarily quiet, and those times have corresponded with
periods of extreme cold. For example, the “Maunder Minimum” which
stretched from 1645 to 1715 corresponded with the most bitterly cold period
that the earth experienced in the last 1000 years. So could we be heading
toward another “mini-ice age”? That is a question that some scientists
are now beginning to ask. Clearly, something unusual is happening with our
sun. The following is from a Universe Today article that was posted back in (Read More....)
HOUSE MAY DEMAND DELAY OF INDIVIDUAL MANDATE...
CRUZ:
'THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH'...
'It's
time to make DC listen'...
Reads
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Harry
Reid says isn't real filibuster...
Obama:
'Unprecedented effort' to scare...
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Quantitative
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Druckenmiller
Blasts "The Biggest Redistribution Of Wealth From The Poor To The Rich
Ever"
McCain's
self-defeating Pravda op-ed can only help Putin Washington Post (blog) - by
Max Fisher Senator
John McCain, a frequent critic of the Kremlin, responded to Russian
President Vladimir Putin's New York Times op-ed
with his own, ...
Too
Big To Fail Is Now Bigger Than Ever Before
Truly
"Exceptional" And Dumber Than Ever: Verbal SAT Scores Plunge To Fresh
Record Low
Who
Is Happiest When The UN Is In Town?
Stephen
Roach On Inequality And The Fed's "Treacherous Endgame"
"They
Got It Wrong On All Accounts" - Where Is Obamacare Now?
Guest
Post: A Deep Look Into The Shady World Of The Private Prison Industry
Blankfein
Explains "Doing God's Work" Demands A Year End Bonus
Deja POMO
On - Deja POMO Off
Stocks
Slump To Worst Run In 2013 As Bonds Surge To 7-Week Highs
Here
We Go Again: State Department Issues New Worldwide Terrorist Threat Alert
US
Economic Confidence Slumps To Six-Month Low
Santelli
Exposes The Gaping Hypocrisy Of The "Rubber-Stamping" Politicians
Rejoice
America: You Are Now $3 Trillion Wealthier... Due To A Definition Change
JPMorgan
Settlement To Reach $11 Billion, AP Reports
Wal-Mart
Nails The "Consumer Recovery" Coffin Shut
At
Least The Senate Can Agree On One Thing: We Need Moar Debate To Get Paid
'Senate
Republicans not interested in winning'...
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Tennessee men face 290% increase, women 197%...
TRIPLES
KY FAMILY'S INSURANCE OVERNIGHT...
Wedding tax?
DC
Computer Glitches Force 6-Week Delay...
Coulter: Cruz control
should be standard on GOP models... Breaking: Whistleblower Reveals U.S. State Dept. Ships
Arms Directly to al-Qaeda
UN Treaty and Fast & Furious
—Tools of Gun Control
Bloomberg Poll Shows Americans Waking Up to Government
Fraud
Media Lumps In Whistleblowers With
Mass Murderers
Americans Complain of Soaring Obamacare
Costs
Record Gun Sales in Maryland as
Tyrannical Law Looms
Senator Warns Obama Not to Implement
UN Arms Treaty
Bloomberg Poll Shows Americans Waking
Up to Government Fraud
Media Lumps In Whistleblowers With Mass Murderers
Americans Complain of Soaring
Obamacare Costs
Obamacare Triples Kentucky Family’s
Insurance Overnight
Tennessee: Obamacare will triple men’s
premiums, double women’s
Video Released Of Unmanned F-16 Drone
Test Flight
Senator Warns Obama Not to Implement
UN Arms Treaty
Leftists Who Cheered Abortion
Filibuster Slam Ted Cruz
Goldman
Warns Fed Chair Nomination Could Take 3 Months
French
Court Orders Flagship Sephora Store Not To Work So Much
neosocialism the "fairness
doctrine" is not the US, nor Leningrad (sic), but France.... Sephora's flagship
Champs Élysées cosmetics store, one which attracts six million people a year or
nearly as many as the Eiffel Tower, has been ordered by a French appeals court to close at 9 pm at the
latest because it "breached work-time regulations by hosting customers
until midnight on weekdays and 1 am on weekends."An
Alternative View Of Why The Fed Did Not (and Will Not) Taper
Peter
Boockvar: "There Is 0% Chance That This Ends Smoothly"
Watch
Ted Cruz's Anti-Obamacare Fiscal-ibuster - Live Webcast
Obama-Rouhani
Meeting Cancelled: "It's Complicated"
Iranian
President Rouhani Speaks "Iran Is An Anchor Of Stability" - Live
Webcast
*MOVE TO REDRAW POLITICAL
BORDERS DANGEROUS, PROVOCATIVE: ROHANI
*IRAN IS A HARBINGER OF JUST PEACE AND SECURITY, ROHANI SAYS
*ROHANI CRITICIZES VIOLATIONS OF PALESTINIANS' RIGHTSFrom
The Tip Box: "The Fed Made It Possible For Many People To Leak It"
Bonds
Up, Gold Up, USD Up, Oil Up... Stocks Down (Since FOMC)
60
Senators Sign Letter Protesting Japanese Currency Manipulation
Guest
Post: The Big-Picture Economy, Part 2: Surplus, Spending And Debt
THe CoNTiNuouS FaRCe oF BiG NoSe JaMie...
Political
Dis-Unity, Fed Dis-Credited, And Market Dysphoria
Consumer
Confidence Drops Most In 6 Months To 4 Month Low
President
Obama Addresses The UN - Live Webcast
The
Unstoppabull "Housing Recovery": Despite Bankruptcy Detroit Home
Prices Soar To Five Year High
July
Case-Shiller Housing Index Misses For Third Month In A Row, Pace Of Increase At
10 Month Lows
Goldman
Promptly Jumps On The Bullish AAPL Momentum Bandwagon, Hikes Price Target To
$560
Credit
Suisse Closing "Non-Super Rich", "Risky" Client Accounts
Major
7.8 Magnitude Earthquake, 5.9M Aftershock Shakes Pakistan, India
This
Deutsche Bank-er Is Skeptical Of AAPL's Sales Report
Frontrunning:
September 24
Ongoing
Deterioration In Core Europe Pushes Dollar Higher, Risk Lower
'Serious
violation of human rights, disrespect to sovereignty of my country'...
'Without
the right of privacy, there is no real freedom of speech'...
Horror
stories emerge: Family's premiums triple...
Doctors
Brace for Surge of Patients...
Frustration
Mounts...
Many
small-business exchanges not ready...
SPOOKED:
Obama taps 'Secretary of Explaining Stuff' to sell...IN MEMORY OF MRS BaNZai7...
Islamic
Terror Groups Are Killing Christians All Over The World And Obama Wants Us To
Ally With Them
Making
$100,000? Then Flipping Burgers May Be In Your Future
Raises
concerns in U.S....
Gunmen
executed non-Muslims after asking them to name Prophet Mohammed's mother...
'Could they be more out
of touch?'
'We
are not some Banana Republic'... { Au contraire … http://www.albertpeia.com/112208opocoan/ricosummarytoFBIunderpenaltyofperjury.pdf http://www.albertpeia.com/112208opocoan/PeiavCoanetals.htm http://albertpeia.com/fbimartinezcongallard.htm }
3-year-old
boy shot in face...BaNZaI7 ReVieWS TaPeR
BaSiCS...
Bernanke's big nipples are sore
Troop
deaths hit record as America exits...
DOPE
FIEND FUNNIES
DOPE FIEND FUNNIES,
a photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.
DEBT
BROTHER
DEBT BROTHER, a
photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.Thursday, September 19, 2013
THE
DUKES OF MORON HAZARD
THE DUKES OF MORON
HAZARD, a photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.
FRONTIER
JUSTICE
FRONTIER JUSTICE, a
photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.
RUDOLF
VON HAVENSTEIN
RUDOLF VON HAVENSTEIN,
a photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.Wednesday, September 18, 2013
QE 1929
QE 1929, a photo by
WilliamBanzai7/Colonel Flick
on Flickr.
TAPERED
MORNING
LIGHT
MORNING LIGHT, a
photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.Tuesday, September 17, 2013
MUTTI HAIRY
MUTTI HAIRY, a
photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.
DOCTOR OBAMACARE, a
photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel
Flick on Flickr.Are
You Prepared For An Extremely Bitterly Cold Winter? Solar Activity Is At A 100
Year Low